Let’s face it — some places just attract jerks like an airport attracts flights. This T-shirt sums it up perfectly: “If Assholes Could Fly... This Place Would Be an Airport.”
Blunt, sarcastic, and just the right amount of savage, this is your go-to uniform for work, social gatherings, or anywhere that feels like it’s running on ego and nonsense.
Perfect for:
Office warriors with zero patience
The brutally honest friend
Anyone who needs a walking disclaimer
A hilarious gift for your favorite cynic
Wear it and let the world know: the departure gate is that way.
. .: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size
