Layoffs? Downsizing? Fired? We have the t-shirt for you!
Because nothing says “thank you” like a pink slip. This brutally honest tee captures the soul-crushing irony of modern corporate culture — where loyalty is repaid with a box and a goodbye. Whether you’ve survived a round of layoffs or were the lucky one shown the door, this shirt turns workplace trauma into biting sarcasm.
Perfect for cubicle comedians, jaded professionals, and anyone who’s ever been “restructured” into unemployment. Wear it to your next Zoom call… or exit interview.
Because HR may call it “streamlining,” but we know what it really is.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size
