Classic scenario of good fast cheap. Can only pick two of the three.
You can have it good, fast, or cheap—pick two. That’s the law. This shirt lays down the golden rule of every project manager, developer, freelancer, and burned-out engineer: you don’t get all three. Whether you're quoting a job, managing a team, or just watching the chaos unfold, this tee brings the brutal truth with a healthy dose of humor.
Perfect for professionals who live in the real world, not fantasy timelines.
Wear it to the office, a client meeting, or your next deadline funeral. It’s the ultimate uniform for those who get it done—with just enough sarcasm to survive.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size
